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www.titlovi.com

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Have your autograph,
Miss Madden?

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Gee, Miss Madden, I think
you're just wonderful.

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Miss Madden, if I print my address,
will you send me a picture?

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Miss Madden, can I have
your autograph?

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Good afternoon.
Miss Madden isn't at home,

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but I'm her business representative
and she doesn't want to buy anything.

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You've mistaken me for someone else.

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I'm the Bureau of Internal Revenue.

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Oh, the income tax, huh?

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Well, come in, come in.

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Yes, Mr Gensler, I understand.
Very soon.

13
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Oh...

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Don't tell me a month's
gone by already.

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Another short subject
before the feature.

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You're the 1940 man, aren't you?

17
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No, I'm the 1941 man.

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Oh, yes, I remember.
The '40 man has a moustache.

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He comes on the 1 st and 15th.
You come on the 7th and 22nd.

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Thank you. Another ten
weeks and you'll be paid up.

21
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Then you won't be
seeing me anymore.

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Except in my sleep.

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Thank you for
the passes to the play.

24
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Miss Madden is
a wonderful actress, isn't she?

25
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Oh, yes, she's great.

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I'll be running along.
I'll see you on the 22nd.

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Buddy.

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Liza? Is that you?
Yes.

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Buddy, call a doctor, quick.

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Doctor...?
An obstetrician.

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An obstet... Liza!

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A what?

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Look.

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What...? What's that?

35
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A baby.

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That's what I thought.

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Hurry, Buddy, call somebody important.
Find the best obstetrician in town.

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It's a little late
for an obstetrician, isn't it?

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Get the apartment manager.
I want him to come right up.

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And call someone
who knows about toys.

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But I... Well, I...

42
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Never mind, I'll call
everybody myself.

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Maybe you mean a paediatrician.

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I want the manager,
please, and hurry.

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Isn't she a darling?

46
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This is Miss Madden.

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Will you come up to my apartment right
away. I need more room now with a baby.

48
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Yes, I said a baby.

49
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What?

50
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Why, that's ridiculous. Is there something
in my lease that says I can't have a baby?

51
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But how could I tell you? I didn't know
it myself until about 15 minutes ago.

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Oh, I don't care about your rules for
having babies. That's silly anyway.

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Oh, wait a minute. Do you happen to
know the best obstetrician in New York?

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Obstetrician. A baby doctor.

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What was the name again?
Doctor McBain?

56
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Doctor Corey T McBain.
Thank you.

57
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Hurry, Buddy. Doctor McBain, right away,
somewhere on East 60-something Street.

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You let Rome burn and all the time this poor
little thing might catch something from Ken.

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Go sterilize yourself, Ken. All
the money you handle and everything.

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I didn't know
you had a baby, Miss Madden.

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You didn't?
No.

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Isn't she adorable?
Yes. Hello.

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Coochie-coochie-coo.

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She has a smile
just like yours.

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Now, that's sweet of you.

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Oh. Well, I'll be
saying goodbye.

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Goodbye.

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Who was that nice man?

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He came here with a special request
from Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

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He did?
Yes.

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When you get back to Washington,
remember me to Eleanor.

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Yes, Miss Madden.

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Liza, will you please tell us...
Doctor McBain's on the phone.

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Have him rush right over.
No, no. Give me the phone.

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Doctor, this is Elizabeth Madden.

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Would you rush right over here
and take a look at my baby?

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Symptoms?

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Doctor, if I could recognise symptoms,
I would be a doctor, not an actress.

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What age?

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About 2.

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Oh, doctor, please rush right over here
instead of arguing with me this way.

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The address is 25 East... 85th Street.
85th Street.

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Thank you. Stupid of me.

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I thought
I was past surprise.

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Liza, will you please take
your mind off that kid and tell us...

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Whose little act of God
is this you swiped?

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Isn't she wonderful?

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Isn't she extravagantly beautiful?

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Doesn't she feel nice?

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Yes, yes, but whose is it?

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Mine.
Oh.

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Now, take it easy.

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Stop schmoozing all over that kid
and tell us where you got it.

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I took her.
Ken!

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You mean you kidnapped her?
Oh, Ken, you've got an obscene mind.

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And you're a bad influence.

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Buddy, when the manager gets here, tell
him to have some workmen remove that bar.

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It's no atmosphere
for a growing child.

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Keep her from growing up
for just a few minutes.

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I've got to get in shape to
save you from the Lindbergh law.

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Ken.
Well, what is it?

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At least you might hide
that bottle of G-I-N.

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Now, Liza, will you please sit down
and let's start talking sense.

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No matter how much you may want to, you just
can't play foundling home without a licence.

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Now, sit down and tell Papa
and Mama all about it.

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Now, tell us, just where
did you kidnap the kid?

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Ken, I've asked you not
to use that awful word.

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I did not kidnap her,
I just took her.

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I was coming back from the
theatre in a cab, up Eighth Avenue.

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You know that awful block where all
those frightful rooming houses are.

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There was a traffic jam with police cars and
everything. I got out to see what it was all about.

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Naturally.

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There was an excitable Italian
talking to some policemen.

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Some people had abandoned this precious
little darling in one of his rooms.

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Can you imagine anybody so
completely lacking in feeling?

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But don't you worry, �ngel.
Mommy's got you now.

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There was an excitable Italian
talking to some policemen.

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And Jo was just crying
fit to break your heart.

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Jo?
That's what I've decided to call her.

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Jo for Johanna.
It's odd and it's cute.

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Johanna Madden.

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So I said to the policeman, "Give me that
baby. You don't know how to hold her. "

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And you do?
Naturally.

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Every woman knows how to
hold a baby. Maternal instinct.

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It's like sewing on buttons
or beating an egg.

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Careful, Jo, darling.
Mommy's got you.

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The minute I took hold of her, she
stopped crying and smiled at me.

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We are meant for each other.

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So I just walked out and brought
her home where she belongs.

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Let's turn her over right now to the proper
authorities. Perhaps you can adopt her later.

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And have her in a bleak
and dismal institution?

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Maybe weeks before I can get her?
I should say not.

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Ours not to reason why.

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Johanna is home.
And here she stays.

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Miss Liz, is that
a baby you got there?

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Look, Mary Lou, isn't she an �ngel?

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�ngel right from heaven.

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Ain't you, chuckle-face? Miss Liz,
who this pink cherub belong to?

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She's mine, Mary Lou.
Isn't it wonderful? All mine.

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So that's why you had me take a vacation
last year. Didn't even trust old Mary Lou.

141
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You sure a sly one, Miss Liz.

142
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But, Mary Lou,
you mustn't think that I...

143
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Oh, no, Mary Lou.

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Over there, sir.
Oh, thanks.

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Excuse me.
I gotta go to the stores.

146
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I'm Doctor McBain. I was...
Just go right on in, sir.

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I want the whole nursery in pale pink and
aquamarine. And that door isn't wide enough.

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Have it made larger so that we can wheel
Johanna's perambulator through if we want to.

149
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And, Buddy,
remember about the toys.

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But I want you to realise I must have
a special dispensation from the owners.

151
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I'm not allowed to rent
to families with children.

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I don't wish to intrude, but I'm here
on an emergency. I'm Doctor McBain.

153
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Hello, doctor.

154
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Buddy, tell the decorator
we need a piano.

155
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A musical education is
essential to a girl. Yes?

156
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I am Doctor Corey T McBain. I was
called here on a serious emergency.

157
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Oh, yes, yes. Would you come with
me? I want to ask you something.

158
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Where is it now? Here.

159
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What do you fill this with?

160
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I don't wish to seem
unreasonable,

161
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but was the contents of a feeding bottle
the subject of this emergency call?

162
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The call? Oh, no, no. I just said
that. You know how doctors are.

163
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Unless they think someone is actually
dying, they just dawdle along.

164
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I was called here to examine
a 2-year-old child.

165
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Well, yes, yes, here she is,
my own precious darling Johanna.

166
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This? This is an infant
of about 8 or 9 months.

167
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Yes, there was a slight
mistake about the age.

168
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She's so smart that I always
think of her as being much older.

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Aren't you, my �ngel?

170
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If you wish, I'll examine the child.
Otherwise, I have calls to make.

171
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Of course, I want you to examine
her. I want you to do much more.

172
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I want you to give me a full regimen for her:
Food, exercise and everything. Everything physical.

173
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I'm going to take care of
the cultural development myself.

174
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I'm sure there's no one
more competent.

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Thank you.

176
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Where may I wash my hands?
Right over there.

177
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I want you to be at hand
any time we need you.

178
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Would it be too much trouble
for you to move into this building?

179
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It would be a great deal
too much trouble, Miss Madden.

180
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Doctor, do you have any favourites
among your tiny patients?

181
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Or do you just fall in love
with all of them?

182
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I never have favourites, nor do I fall
in love with them as individuals.

183
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Frankly, Miss Madden, I detest children
of all ages. I detest infants particularly.

184
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What?

185
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But that can't be.

186
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A man who dislikes children
simply can't be a baby specialist.

187
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On the contrary, Miss Madden,
that is absolutely the case.

188
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And I didn't use the word "dislike".
I said "detest".

189
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Children simply fail to strike
a responsive chord in me.

190
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The infant's chest
seems perfect.

191
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Please don't say "infant".
It sounds so unaffectionate.

192
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As though she had no personality.

193
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Please call her Johanna.

194
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Miss Madden, might I suggest that you
choose a different name for Johanna.

195
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She happens to be a male.
What?

196
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A boy?

197
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But that can't be.

198
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He, I mean, she... I mean, he was
wearing all pink. He just can't be a boy.

199
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Everybody knows giris wear pink and
boys wear blue. Don't you know that?

200
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Many years ago medical science
discovered a much better way

201
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of segregating boys and giris than
by the colour of their clothing.

202
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Albert, Alexander, Abraham?

203
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Arthur?

204
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No, no, pet, that's one of yesterday's toys
before the doctor came. You wouldn't like that.

205
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Where have we got the little...?

206
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Oh, here they are.
Look!

207
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Bertram, Bernard, Boyd?

208
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:44,575
What is that roll call you're reading,
anyway? A list of your favourite taxi drivers?

209
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No, they're all right here in this book for
expectant mothers to help choose a suitable name.

210
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:54,042
Benjamin, Bailey, Bradford...?

211
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Buster? Bouvert?

212
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Bouvert?

213
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Bouvert. It says Bouvert.

214
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Where? Never even heard of it. What's he
supposed to do when you hit the right one?

215
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Whistle through his teeth
or get up and do a time step?

216
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<i>C'est I'heure pour
le d�ner de mon enfant.</i>

217
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Leave him here until it's ready.
I'll bring him in.

218
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<i>Oui, madame.</i>

219
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Not bad.
I think French governesses are cute.

220
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And Jo... I mean, he loves her.

221
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He seems to have weathered the quick shift
in sex all right. You're taking it calmly too.

222
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:40,964
Of course I'm delighted. A boy is so much
less likely to get into trouble than a girl.

223
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,634
A boy will be so nice.

224
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A tall, handsome son
to take me out to dinner.

225
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Now, come on, �ngel.
Pay attention.

226
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Try and concentrate, hmm?

227
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,435
Batiste?
Listen, Liza,

228
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Batiste will be passing you gum
drops through the bars of Sing Sing

229
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if you don't take my advice
and let me smuggle...

230
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Let me sneak him into a police station
and then run like everything.

231
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,988
Stop being childish.

232
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:09,409
Go and see some more lawyers. Keep on
trying until you find someone with sense.

233
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,829
I've seen all the lawyers in New York.

234
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,791
I'm stymied until Harvard graduates some
more. And I know what they'll say too.

235
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,001
Technically...
I'm the kidnapper.

236
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:22,339
And there's nothing to do but turn him
over to the proper authorities.

237
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:25,217
No, I'm going to adopt him.

238
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:30,138
Liza, for the 961 st time,
you can't!

239
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,308
However maternal you may be feeling
at this particular moment,

240
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:37,104
the courthouse records
list you as unmarried.

241
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,022
You're single and strapped.

242
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:43,068
And they don't let people adopt babies
unless they're married or have money.

243
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:47,948
That's silly. I make more money than most
people who have babies. I make lots of money.

244
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,783
You make lots of money, yes.

245
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:54,204
You have lots of money, no. You give it
away to that crummy list of pensioners.

246
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:57,416
All right, then go
and get me some more.

247
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,628
Let's find another page.

248
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:09,887
Carol? No, you didn't
like that one. Carter?

249
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:14,808
<i>The Case for
the Bottle Baby, Infant...</i>

250
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,311
Don't you like any of them, darling?

251
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,313
He just sits there.

252
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:23,025
I remember an audience in Cedar
Rapids once that behaved the same way.

253
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,360
Maybe we can make one up.
How's that?

254
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:28,614
Make up a number, then when you
get yours, he won't feel slighted.

255
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,073
Now, let's see.

256
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:33,702
Barry, Carey, Gary...

257
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,454
Call him "Catastrophe".

258
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,040
Oh, no. That's much too long.

259
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:43,337
Now, let's see. Corey.
How's that? I just made it up.

260
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,005
And he likes it.

261
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:48,175
Corey? Well, isn't there somebody
in the building by that name?

262
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:54,348
You're thinking of what I'm going to
commit to keep us out of jail: Hari-kari.

263
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,643
He likes it!
There's my �ngel.

264
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,729
Hello, Corey, darling.
He loves it.

265
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,441
Miss Elizabeth Madden's apartment.

266
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:09,279
George! I thought I told you not
to call me during my business hours.

267
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:15,285
Well, what I care about the...
What's that you say? What?!

268
00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:18,914
Miss Liz, Miss Liz.
The police, Miss Liz.

269
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:23,335
Mary Lou, don't startle Corey
that way. He might stutter.

270
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,587
Mary Lou, don't be ridiculous.

271
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:27,381
No, but George seen them.

272
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:31,051
Two policemen, he said,
a police lady asking about a baby.

273
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:33,971
On their way up here?
They's in the elevator right now.

274
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,430
Now, let's keep calm, everybody.

275
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,725
Mary Lou, you take the toys,
hide them in the icebox.

276
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,811
Buddy, take Corey and
hide him in the nursery.

277
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:44,273
And tell that French dame, Frou-Frou, or
whatever her name is, to lock the door.

278
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,233
We have to keep our heads.

279
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:49,820
Let's start again and get
organised. Give the baby to me.

280
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:54,157
No, leave him to me before you kill
him. You distract them until I get back.

281
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:58,036
Give them some drinks,
offer them some passes.

282
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,623
Maybe I should just run
my fingers through their hair.

283
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,300
Yes? What is it?
We'd like to see Miss Madden.

284
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:15,262
Sorry, but this is the hour Miss
Madden rests and has her massage.

285
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,849
It's a strenuous part she has. Have
you seen the play? Would you...?

286
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,434
No.

287
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:24,021
Buddy, is that the photographer
the Press Department was sending up?

288
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,857
Oh, I'm sorry.

289
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,276
Good afternoon, Miss Madden.
How do you do?

290
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:33,363
I'm Sergeant Barnes, and Mrs Cummings
of the Child Welfare Department.

291
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,116
How do you do?
And this is Patrolman Murphy.

292
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,243
How do you do?

293
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:43,624
Miss Madden, I'd like to ask you
a few questions about a baby.

294
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:46,710
A baby?!

295
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:50,172
A baby was abandoned in
a rooming house on 47th Street.

296
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:54,551
Murphy was investigating the case when
a woman offered to hold the baby for him.

297
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,887
She walked off with the baby.

298
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,555
Why, do you mean she...?

299
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:03,393
Uh-huh. Vanished. We found the cab driver
who drove her and the baby to this building.

300
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,522
But you can't have babies here,
it's in the lease.

301
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:11,652
Murphy and the other witnesses say that this lady
was wearing the screwiest hat they'd ever seen.

302
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:16,740
That's hardly a distinguishing
characteristic these days.

303
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:21,078
So we come here and we ask the bellboys
what lady wears the screwiest hats.

304
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,248
And every one of them
says Miss Madden.

305
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:27,626
Well. The bellboys.

306
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,753
What do they know
about hats anyway?

307
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:33,215
So we thought you wouldn't
mind if we looked around,

308
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:37,970
just to see if we could sort of find
a baby that perhaps you hadn't noticed.

309
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:46,228
That's an outrage. Aren't you supposed to
have a certificate or a writ or something?

310
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,189


311
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:52,234

And closed up good and tight

312
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:56,363

Can't nobody get that little mite

313
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,991
I thought I heard somebody.

314
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,831
Well, sergeant, help yourself.

315
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,749
Buddy, show them
through the place.

316
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:12,796
Oh, well, there really isn't very much to
see, captain. We lead such a quiet life here.

317
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:15,966
This is the living room
where we live.

318
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,343
Shall we sit down, Mrs Canning?

319
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:21,763
This is the library or
the smoking room where we...

320
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:22,973
Smoke, I suppose.

321
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,393
Your work must be fascinating,
Mrs Cunning.

322
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,187
Cummings.

323
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,230
Yes, I suppose it is.

324
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:34,651
Frankly, Mrs Cummings, don't you think it's
rather ridiculous suspecting me of kidnapping?

325
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:39,489
On the contrary, we have many
similar cases. It happens every day.

326
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,326
Generally to women
whose lives have been so selfish

327
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:46,788
that they've never experienced the normal
feelings of love and self-sacrifice.

328
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,499
It's very interesting, Miss Madden.

329
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,711
When the lipstick's gone, Miss
Madden puts buckshot in them

330
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,964
and we hold up filling stations.

331
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:59,801
You might recognise
the headpiece.

332
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,011
Is this all?

333
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,598
Except the chute that whooshes
the bodies down to the East River.

334
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,767
That's it!

335
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:13,857
Say, take it easy there, sonny,
a lot of those aren't paid for.

336
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:21,990
Oh, well, what's that?

337
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:25,327
One of your hats.
Would you mind trying it on?

338
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:29,373
Well, that old thing.
I haven't worn that in years.

339
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,209
I can't think how that got
back in the cupboard.

340
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,962
Would you try it on, please?

341
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:38,590
Try it on... Of course.

342
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,221
Certainly.

343
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:58,026
Now, I don't think that's so screwy,
do you? Oh, you wouldn't know it.

344
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,823
Well?

345
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,869
It don't look much like it.

346
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:11,248
OK, come on. I'm sorry to
upset your house like this,

347
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,376
but you understand,
we've got a job to do.

348
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:17,713
Oh, I understand perfectly.
It was rather interesting.

349
00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:21,091
Tip us off next time.
We'll put some beer on ice.

350
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,887
Sorry. I was going to knock. I didn't
know you had company, Miss Madden.

351
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:28,891
Well, come right in.
They were just leaving.

352
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,768
Although, they're not
exactly company. Do come in.

353
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:37,107
No, thanks. I wanted to tell you
the owners decided it can be arranged

354
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,402
for you to take the apartment next
door as a nursery for your baby.

355
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,238
<i>No.
Pardon me.</i>

356
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:51,079
Well, try and get us connecting
cells with a bath between.

357
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:55,250
She's a swell kid but I have
to add and subtract for her.

358
00:22:55,876 --> 00:23:00,506
If I give you my word it's all right,
would you wait outside while I dress him?

359
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,883
Of course I will, Miss Madden.

360
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,512
But the more you prolong it,
the more difficult it'll be.

361
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,140
Don't tell me the longer I keep him
the harder the parting's going to be.

362
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:15,687
I know it, and still I want to keep him every
extra minute, every second I can have him.

363
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,273
I don't care how painful it makes it.

364
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,817
And I don't care if you're
an expert at your profession.

365
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:24,780
You'd know that if you had
any children of your own.

366
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:32,329
I was thinking that the time I get
uptown, it'll be nearly 7:00.

367
00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:39,419
I live in Brooklyn, it's a long trip. I was wondering
if the ends of justice wouldn't be just as well served

368
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:45,634
if I left him here tonight and
stop off in the morning and get him.

369
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,679
I'm sorry for what I said,
Mrs Cummings.

370
00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:51,974
I'll be glad to get home early.

371
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,853
My little brood can't get fed
till I get there.

372
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:59,773
I have five of my own,
Miss Madden.

373
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,692
Good night.

374
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:08,407
Leeches, leeches, leeches.

375
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:13,412
Billy Black,
acrobat hospital bill, 75.

376
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:18,083
Quartermine's doorman, back
alimony for second wife, 75.

377
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:25,174
Faye Brown, ventriloquist,
new head repairs on dummy, 25.

378
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,602
I thought I heard you...
Shh!

379
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:41,064
Liza! What are you doing at home
in that finale costume?

380
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:42,900
We can't afford to replace it.

381
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,194
I wanted to get home to Corey.

382
00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:49,323
Here's that pension list you asked for.
And I've some drastic cuts to suggest.

383
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,701
Now, look. We can cut
Uncle Charles to 50.

384
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:56,163
Great Uncle Charles?
Oh, no, no. I couldn't.

385
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:59,791
What does he do but run down
Miami Beach pinching giris?

386
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,251
That shouldn't be so expensive.

387
00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:03,378
Probably costs him a lot
to keep in condition...

388
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,588
Shh!

389
00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,465
To keep in condition
just for the running part.

390
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:07,925
We've got to concentrate.

391
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:11,261
I can't adopt Corey unless I'm...
Solvent.

392
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:14,181
Solvent. So you both
have to make me that way.

393
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,684
We can't make you solvent if you keep
on sending money to these leeches.

394
00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,061
Now, look, there's Stevenson.

395
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:22,773
He's had the same bad idea for the same
bad play every day for the last five years.

396
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:27,653
But he has talent and one day he might write
a great play. The money keeps him going.

397
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:32,783
Yes, from bar to bar. Look, children,
this is a commendable burst of economy,

398
00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:37,871
<i>but it should've started seven years ago,
along with Tobacco Road and Hellzapoppin'.</i>

399
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,374
I don't see why I'm not solvent.

400
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,544
Because you have more debts
than a college sophomore.

401
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,671
Because of all the money
to these leeches.

402
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:49,049
Being solvent means
hard cash money in the bank,

403
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:52,177
not a swell apartment
with a lot of expensive furniture.

404
00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:57,349
And the law says you either
have to be solvent or married.

405
00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:59,518
I just have to get married.

406
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:02,938
Marry somebody with money and
kill two birds with one ceremony.

407
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:05,858
Yes, that's what I'll do.
I'll get married.

408
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:09,444
May I ask who the prospective
and unsuspecting bridegroom is?

409
00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:12,114
Your leading man?
Oh, no, no.

410
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:16,410
He wouldn't believe it was strictly
a marriage of convenience.

411
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:20,747
Oh, I see, it's to be
all business, this marriage?

412
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:21,957
Certainly.

413
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,798
Ken...

414
00:26:30,007 --> 00:26:32,009
HERE COMES THE BRIDE"
PLAYS ON SOUNDTRACK]

415
00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:35,804
Oh, no, now, Liza, please.
Please. Not me.

416
00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:38,473
Why not? You're handy
and I can manage you.

417
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:42,060
I know. But look, look...

418
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:45,480
Liza, I'll do anything for you.
I'll sign notes for you.

419
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:47,733
I'll defraud managers for you.

420
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,276
I'll even steal babies.

421
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:52,237
I'll do anything,
but I will not marry you.

422
00:26:55,908 --> 00:27:00,537
If you want to keep that gurgling item
you picked up, I'll even help you do that.

423
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:05,125
I'll do anything in the worid for you,
but I will not marry you.

424
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,004
Look what you've done.
You've awakened him.

425
00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:13,175
Get out of here.
You're no help anyway. Go.

426
00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:15,969
Well, I'll see you in the morning.

427
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:21,016
Buddy.
Mm-hmm?

428
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,769
Don't you think
his face is flushed?

429
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,524
Get Nanette.

430
00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,734
Nanette? Nanette?

431
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:35,739
Nanette, do you think a pin
is sticking him or something?

432
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:41,161
Or maybe he's hungry.
Did you give him his 10:00 bottle?

433
00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:46,208
Uh-oh. He's got purple
things all over the stomach.

434
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:48,794
Get the doctor.
The one who hates babies?

435
00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:50,379
Never mind what he hates,
get him.

436
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:52,464
I had a job with
a party in Flushing.

437
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:56,426
They had it all over
the stomach too. Typhoid.

438
00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:57,636
No.

439
00:28:00,806 --> 00:28:01,807
No, it's all right.

440
00:28:02,057 --> 00:28:03,433
Buddy!

441
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,357
It isn't typhoid.

442
00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:11,775
You're sure?

443
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,735
Definitely.

444
00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:16,321
Oh, doctor...

445
00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:22,619
But we didn't give him any strawberries.
It couldn't be that kind of a rash.

446
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:33,130
What is it?

447
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,883
Do you know what material
these are made of?

448
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:37,259
Cr�pe de Chine, of course.

449
00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:40,387
You didn't consider that proletarian
substance known as cotton?

450
00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:42,806
I wanted to give him the best.

451
00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:46,560
Silk is an excellent abrasive when
moist, second only to sandpaper.

452
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,146
And a baby's skin
is extremely tender.

453
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:53,442
Oh, Corey, darling,
it's all my fault.

454
00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:55,903
That's Corey?

455
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:59,364
Mm-hmm. Nice name,
isn't it? I made it up.

456
00:28:59,573 --> 00:29:02,701
You made it up?

457
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:07,122
I suggest you get Corey
some ordinary cotton garments.

458
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,832
I'll leave a prescription.

459
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:14,546
You should have had more sense to
know that, that silk is an... An...

460
00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:15,839
An abrasive.

461
00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:20,219
You should have known that.
Or don't French babies have...?

462
00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:27,226
What happened to your accent?

463
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:30,854
I got all excited. I forgot.

464
00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:36,610
Miss Madden, you can't imagine how hard it
is to get a good job with a responsible party

465
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,820
when you live uptown
in the Bronx.

466
00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:43,033
And with a name
like Myrtle Glosserman.

467
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:44,952
You won't fire me, will you?

468
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:49,373
I been here two days and you liked
what I done. Please don't fire me.

469
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:52,292
You have to go tomorrow
anyway, you know that.

470
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:54,545
I won't need you
without the baby.

471
00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,088
Where are you sending him?

472
00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:57,965
I'm not sending him anywhere.

473
00:29:58,173 --> 00:30:00,926
They're going to take him,
the baby welfare.

474
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:04,888
Take him and put him in some home just
because of some stupid technicality.

475
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:07,391
Oh, stop gargling like that!

476
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:11,854
Now, listen here, Gluschkinbecker,
or whatever your real name is,

477
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:14,606
nobody's mad at you because
you were born in the Bronx.

478
00:30:14,857 --> 00:30:20,070
I used to tell reporters I was born
backstage in the opera house in Prague.

479
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,740
Well, I was born
in Frankford, Pennsylvania,

480
00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:27,953
in the shop where my father made
harmonicas and painted cupids on them.

481
00:30:28,871 --> 00:30:32,541
Let's get out of here before she comes to
the part where her uncle in Schleswig-Holstein

482
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,459
sent her a cuckoo clock.

483
00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:38,338
It played Franck's
"Symphony in D Minor".

484
00:30:38,589 --> 00:30:44,094
Oh... Now I suppose we'll have that Bronx
soubrette on the pension list for the next 50 years.

485
00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:46,054
She struck a responsive chord.

486
00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:48,557
Miss Madden seems to have
quite a few such chords.

487
00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:49,933
Are you English?

488
00:30:50,142 --> 00:30:51,518
No, Nebraska, why?

489
00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:54,188
You keep understating everything.

490
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:58,275
What is this about the welfare
taking the baby in the morning?

491
00:30:58,483 --> 00:30:59,860
Well, that's not her baby.

492
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:03,530
I suspected that when she called
Corey "Johanna". Whose baby is it?

493
00:31:03,739 --> 00:31:06,033
Well, she kidnapped it.
Kidnapped it?

494
00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:07,659
Well, practically.

495
00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:11,163
She found it, she wants to keep it,
and they won't let her, that's all.

496
00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,625
Well, I don't see what's
so criminal about that.

497
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:17,503
Lots of women want babies
and get them too.

498
00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:20,422
But they usually go about it
in a less spectacular fashion.

499
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,258
She never does anything
the simple way.

500
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,219
She's just something
out of the blue.

501
00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:30,641
She's practically all heart. Look.
Just take a look at that.

502
00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:36,688
That baby's the only thing she's
ever really wanted for herself.

503
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:41,109
Well, that's hardly
a medical problem, is it?

504
00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:44,988
This is just a bland ointment
to clear up the baby's rash.

505
00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:49,284
Can I get you a drink?
Maybe we could both use one.

506
00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:53,622
Three mastoids today plus this emergency
left me a little ragged around the edges.

507
00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:56,959
Well, then we'll put on
a new edge. Oh!

508
00:31:57,167 --> 00:31:59,378
Well, that's funny.
It was here yesterday.

509
00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:02,339
What was here yesterday?
The bar! Oh, I remember.

510
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:05,425
Miss Madden had it taken out, said
it was a bad influence for Corey.

511
00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:09,054
A bad influence for...?
Well, that's wonderful.

512
00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:14,601
Shh! He's asleep.
What does he think is so funny?

513
00:32:14,810 --> 00:32:17,771
You.
Sorry. I wasn't laughing at you.

514
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:21,024
I was laughing at your genuine but
misguided devotion for that baby.

515
00:32:21,233 --> 00:32:23,360
Taking out the bar, and...

516
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:26,321
You think I'm crazy, huh?
No, not now.

517
00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:29,283
I was gonna suggest
that you visit a psychiatrist.

518
00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:32,578
A doctor for mental disorders.

519
00:32:34,997 --> 00:32:36,081
Oh...

520
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:39,042
Miss Madden, even sane people
sometimes visit psychiatrists.

521
00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:42,588
Where's that prescription?
It's probably no good.

522
00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:45,174
I'll go with you.
No. That's not necessary.

523
00:32:45,424 --> 00:32:47,467
She'll never find a drugstore
open this time of night.

524
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,887
Then she'll build one and open it.

525
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,443
You might've held the elevator for me.

526
00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:09,656
This is ridiculous. Drugstores have
no business closing this time of night.

527
00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:12,242
Look, the baby'll be
all right till morning.

528
00:33:12,493 --> 00:33:14,953
And I'm sorry if I offended you.

529
00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:16,914
You made fun of me.

530
00:33:17,122 --> 00:33:19,041
But supposing
he was seriously ill.

531
00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:20,918
What would you do then?

532
00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:22,794
I didn't make fun of you.

533
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:26,006
If he'd been seriously ill,
I'd have taken care of him.

534
00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:30,344
Of course you made fun of me. All that
nonsense you told me about going to a...

535
00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:32,429
A psychiatrist.
Mm-hmm.

536
00:33:32,638 --> 00:33:35,557
I went to one once.
What for?

537
00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:40,062
I wanted something too once.
Something I couldn't have.

538
00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:42,981
A baby?
No, not a baby. Rabbits.

539
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:47,694
365,422 rabbits.
What on earth for?

540
00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:53,242
I wanted to prove or disprove a theory of
mine about pneumonia. I had an idea for a cure.

541
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:57,120
But in order to do it, I'd have to study
the bloodstream of 17 generations of rabbits.

542
00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:02,584
And 17 generations of rabbits
is 365,422 rabbits.

543
00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:04,837
No wonder you hear
so many jokes about them.

544
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:09,383
Sometimes I dream about rabbits,
count them instead of sheep.

545
00:34:09,591 --> 00:34:11,885
But you never do
anything about them?

546
00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:16,473
You'd start tonight and have 17 generations
of rabbits by morning under forced draft.

547
00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:18,225
I don't see
what's so complicated.

548
00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:21,353
All you'd need to start with
would be two rabbits.

549
00:34:21,562 --> 00:34:22,563
Come again?

550
00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:25,065
Couple of donuts and a
glass of milk. Miss Madden?

551
00:34:25,315 --> 00:34:26,316
Mm-hmm.
On two.

552
00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:29,486
Surely two rabbits wouldn't be
so hard to get or very expensive.

553
00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:32,865
No. No, but it seems
that every time I got started,

554
00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:36,910
a personal disaster came along
and I had to go back to babies.

555
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:40,038
There's no money in research,
and people kept telling me

556
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:45,210
I was crazy to wanna give up a successful
practice for something there was no money in.

557
00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:49,339
Finally, I sort of believed it myself.
That's why I went to a psychiatrist.

558
00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:51,466
Did he think you were crazy?
No.

559
00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:52,759
Neither do I.

560
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:56,430
Uh, excuse me, mister.

561
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,933
Oh.

562
00:35:00,142 --> 00:35:01,768
Excuse me.

563
00:35:01,977 --> 00:35:04,271
Let's go over here.

564
00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:05,647
Doctor McBain...

565
00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:10,194
Doctor McBain, will you marry me?
What?!

566
00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:12,946
I asked you if you would marry me.
This is so sudden...

567
00:35:13,155 --> 00:35:17,576
It's nothing unethical. You don't even
have to speak to me in the elevator.

568
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:20,078
It'll be practical and get us
both what we want.

569
00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:24,291
I want my baby. And the welfare couldn't
refuse if I'm married to a baby doctor.

570
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,168
You want all these thousands
of rabbits, don't you?

571
00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:27,377
Yes, but...

572
00:35:27,586 --> 00:35:31,590
I've already taken the next apartment. Fill it up
with rabbits. The part I don't need for the nursery.

573
00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:32,966
I couldn't...
Yes, you could.

574
00:35:33,175 --> 00:35:37,930
Just think of me as an �ngel. I mean,
an �ngel backing your rabbit show.

575
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:39,806
We don't know anything
about each other.

576
00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:41,683
Oh, nonsense.
Everybody knows me.

577
00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:43,685
And you were recommended
by the apartment manager.

578
00:35:43,894 --> 00:35:46,688
Besides, you like rabbits. Nobody who
likes rabbits could be very vicious.

579
00:35:46,939 --> 00:35:51,360
I'm not. Look, you don't marry people
the same day you examine their babies.

580
00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:55,781
But you met me yesterday.
Heavens, don't be so conventional!

581
00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:58,033
Don't you ever
do things on impulse?

582
00:35:58,242 --> 00:36:02,913
Yes, yes, I do. That's the trouble.
I did once and I got all tangled up.

583
00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:05,666
If you marry me, everything
becomes so simple and logical.

584
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:08,460
Miss Madden, marriage is
never simple and seldom logical.

585
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,921
It'll improve your standing
when you start practising again.

586
00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:14,675
I always have more confidence in a doctor
with a picture of his baby on his desk.

587
00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:17,928
I was married in my last play,
I know just how to do it.

588
00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:20,806
Morning would be the best because
then we could have the baby adopted

589
00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:25,727
and you wouldn't waste any time getting started
on your rabbits. Let's make it Saturday, hmm?

590
00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:29,523
Hello. This is Doctor McBain, my fianc�.

591
00:36:29,731 --> 00:36:31,483
Look...
Give me your card?

592
00:36:31,692 --> 00:36:35,904
I know you want the baby
and I want the rabbits, but...

593
00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:41,577
Call this number Saturday morning at
7:30 so he won't forget to marry me.

594
00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:45,956
Oh, Saturday I have a matinee!
Make it Monday. Monday, 7:30.

595
00:36:46,165 --> 00:36:48,625
Now, look, Miss Madden, I...

596
00:36:51,837 --> 00:36:53,338
I...

597
00:36:55,424 --> 00:36:57,092
Could you make it 8?

598
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:02,973
Shouldn't we say something?

599
00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:09,438
Well, here's to the bride and the groom, and to
those lost souls who clear up wedding breakfasts.

600
00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:14,943
Miss Buddy, what
they make this stuff out of?

601
00:37:15,152 --> 00:37:16,987
Grapes.
Grapes?

602
00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:20,240
Ain't very purple, is it?

603
00:37:20,491 --> 00:37:22,159
HERE COMES THE BRIDE"
PLAYS ON SOUNDTRACK]

604
00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:31,793
Thanks, Miss Madden.
This'll put the war back on page 10!

605
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,837
You're perfectly welcome, boys.

606
00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:36,507
I thought reporters wore their hats
on the back of their heads.

607
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:39,301
That's just in the movies.

608
00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:43,931
Why, Corey!
Don't worry, it's indelible.

609
00:37:44,139 --> 00:37:48,602
Do you think I've forgotten how you hate
my lipstick? I can just hear him now.

610
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:52,397
"How do you get lipstick all over my
good shirts, all over my good ties,

611
00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:57,945
"all over my good pyjamas, all over the
pillow cases? You even get it in my ears!"

612
00:37:58,153 --> 00:38:00,364
Mrs McBain, uh, Mrs McBain.

613
00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:03,116
Oh, Corey, you're
still a social dud!

614
00:38:03,325 --> 00:38:08,455
"Mrs McBain, meet Mrs McBain. " Why, that's
silly! I'm Mrs McBain. What's your name?

615
00:38:08,705 --> 00:38:13,544
It's a surprise to me, but I guess
I'm Mrs McBain Number Two.

616
00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:18,131
Oh, Corey! Why, as far
as I know, I'm Number One.

617
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:21,927
We're in the dark, Bluebeard.
What number am I?

618
00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:24,429
Er, two.

619
00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:32,646
I must be the last. We were just married this
morning. There'd hardly be time for a third.

620
00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:36,775
Why, congratulations! Incidentally,
he has a mania for rabbits.

621
00:38:37,025 --> 00:38:38,026
Imagine.

622
00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:41,488
If he ever starts talking
about rabbits, you run like mad!

623
00:38:41,697 --> 00:38:44,616
Gee, that's a cute baby.
Whose is it?

624
00:38:44,825 --> 00:38:46,368
Ours.

625
00:38:49,204 --> 00:38:50,372
Uh, that was...

626
00:38:50,581 --> 00:38:54,626
One of the small personal disasters
that interrupted your work?

627
00:38:54,835 --> 00:38:56,712
Shame on you for forgetting!

628
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,757
Ain't nobody coming fresh into this house
without first she's toted over the doorstep!

629
00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:03,343
Oh, Mary Lou,
don't be so sentimental.

630
00:39:03,552 --> 00:39:07,389
Yes, ma'am. But it's
bad luck just to walk in.

631
00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:12,227
Do you mind?
No, it's a nice tradition.

632
00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:13,770
Take him, but be careful.

633
00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:18,859
I better have the coats and
hats, then. OK. There you go.

634
00:39:23,447 --> 00:39:24,781
That's better.

635
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:28,494
Now that charming ceremony's over,
you'd better look at the nursery

636
00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:31,163
before that decorator
puts in a scenic railway.

637
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:35,834
Come on, my pet,
I'll show you your nice little room.

638
00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:44,801
Oh, you better come too and see
what you've gotten yourself in for.

639
00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:49,014
You're back home, �ngel,
you're back home.

640
00:39:49,264 --> 00:39:55,771
You should've found out what kind of an imagination
this gal had before you told her to let it run wild.

641
00:39:56,021 --> 00:39:58,065
The admission is two bits.

642
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,361
It's wonderful.

643
00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:03,779
It's so gay.

644
00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:06,323
You don't think you're
spoiling Corey, do you?

645
00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:09,660
All it needs is a guy
selling cotton candy.

646
00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:11,870
Hello.
How do you do?

647
00:40:12,996 --> 00:40:15,082
Isn't it heavenly, Corey, darling?

648
00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:17,000
Well, it...

649
00:40:20,045 --> 00:40:22,798
Looks as if somebody's gonna
be called "Junior" around here.

650
00:40:23,006 --> 00:40:26,385
I wouldn't be surprised
if you're it.

651
00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:28,804
Would you like to see
the rest of your apartment?

652
00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:30,097
Yeah, thanks.

653
00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:37,271
This is where you hang your hat.

654
00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:38,522
Well!

655
00:40:43,068 --> 00:40:48,407
This came just after you left. You
better open it. I think it's spoiled.

656
00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:51,952
I didn't order this.

657
00:40:52,161 --> 00:40:56,290
You're not supposed to order anything. You just
tell me what you want, tables, microscopes...

658
00:40:56,498 --> 00:41:01,378
Let's not get off to a false start. I'll buy
my own equipment. Send me the bills for this...

659
00:41:01,587 --> 00:41:03,046
Somebody ought
to tell me.

660
00:41:03,255 --> 00:41:08,051
I thought Miss Madden was setting you up in rabbits
in return for making an honest mother of her.

661
00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:11,805
Yeah, I know. I'm sort
of a scientific gigolo.

662
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:14,141
For six years,
I've had a good practice.

663
00:41:14,349 --> 00:41:16,894
I've been miserable, but I've had
a good practice. I'm not broke.

664
00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:21,398
Now I have no practice, but... I don't
think I'm gonna be miserable anymore.

665
00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:24,067
Remember when you accused me
of understating everything?

666
00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:29,740
Well, I didn't marry Miss Madden for
free rent. She, uh, did something to me.

667
00:41:29,948 --> 00:41:32,326
And, uh, she's rather attractive.

668
00:41:32,534 --> 00:41:36,705
I hope you know what
you're doing, Rabbit Man.

669
00:43:37,201 --> 00:43:38,202
Chopin?

670
00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:41,914
Yeah. His concerto
in one too many sharps.

671
00:43:43,081 --> 00:43:45,209
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know
you were home yet.

672
00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:50,380
Oh, don't stop. Chopin is perfect
for 4 in the morning.

673
00:43:50,589 --> 00:43:53,133
Four o'clock?
Gosh, I didn't think it was that late.

674
00:43:53,342 --> 00:43:58,055
I got to working, I guess. Mary Lou always
leaves something for me in the kitchen.

675
00:43:58,263 --> 00:43:59,264
That's good.

676
00:43:59,515 --> 00:44:01,558
Would you care for something?
Mm-hm.

677
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,147
Want a sandwich or some milk?
Brain food.

678
00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:13,904
You should be in bed.
Possibly. But I'm not.

679
00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:17,616
I can't sleep. Stop being
a doctor, it's after hours.

680
00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:20,285
Play for me?
All right.

681
00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:24,331
Piano-playing was my mother's idea.
She wanted me to be a Paderewski.

682
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:27,584
But I disappointed her.
I leaned toward rabbits.

683
00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:30,504
You look like a rabbit yourself
with all that fuzz.

684
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:33,882
Can you wiggle your nose?

685
00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:52,734
You work too hard.

686
00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:59,616
I always thought acting was easy, like mattress-testing,
till I met you. You're the first actress I've known.

687
00:44:59,825 --> 00:45:03,120
Didn't you chase chorus giris
in your college days?

688
00:45:03,328 --> 00:45:07,457
I was a student by day
and a busboy at night.

689
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:09,543
That didn't leave time
for chasing giris.

690
00:45:09,751 --> 00:45:11,879
You work pretty hard yourself.

691
00:45:12,129 --> 00:45:17,426
You may yet be known to history because you
were married to the famous Doctor McBain.

692
00:45:17,634 --> 00:45:19,094
For a short time.

693
00:45:19,303 --> 00:45:22,806
I'm halfway through my experiment
and it's still holding up.

694
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:28,353
It is working out, isn't it?
I told you it would.

695
00:45:28,604 --> 00:45:33,484
Yeah.
You, uh, better get some sleep.

696
00:45:33,692 --> 00:45:35,319
I know.

697
00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:38,947
I'll probably look like
a waterfront hag tomorrow.

698
00:45:41,241 --> 00:45:44,328
It'd take more than
staying up all night to do that.

699
00:45:44,536 --> 00:45:45,996
Do what?

700
00:45:46,205 --> 00:45:48,207
Make you look like a hag.

701
00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:54,463
I've been married three months and
finally my husband pays me a compliment.

702
00:45:55,464 --> 00:45:58,550
Close your eyes and
concentrate on something green.

703
00:45:58,759 --> 00:46:00,135
What, for instance?

704
00:46:00,344 --> 00:46:02,971
That green dress
you wore Friday night.

705
00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:04,681
All right.

706
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:13,982
When did you see me Friday night?
At the Stork. I dropped in for a drink.

707
00:46:14,191 --> 00:46:16,568
Why didn't you come
over to my table?

708
00:46:16,777 --> 00:46:21,240
You were busy. Didn't look quite
the place for a husband in name only.

709
00:46:21,448 --> 00:46:25,285
Don't be silly.
That was my leading man.

710
00:46:25,536 --> 00:46:30,249
It doesn't mean anything.
We just work together, that's all.

711
00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:34,378
Well...

712
00:47:38,108 --> 00:47:40,944
My, the sunshine in the park
is sure making him shoot up.

713
00:47:41,153 --> 00:47:42,654
Yes, isn't it?

714
00:47:50,329 --> 00:47:51,872
Ken, the funniest thing happened...

715
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,541
Liza, you're going
to have to face this.

716
00:47:54,750 --> 00:48:00,047
Remember that Mrs Cummings said if Corey's
real parents showed up within a year, you'd...?

717
00:48:00,255 --> 00:48:06,595
I'm K K Miller, attorney. This is Mr and
Mrs Joseph P. Quig, parents of the baby.

718
00:48:06,803 --> 00:48:07,804
Hiya.

719
00:48:10,807 --> 00:48:11,975
They couldn't be.

720
00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:16,355
Oh, yes, ma'am. He's our baby. And thanks
for keeping him so swell and everything.

721
00:48:16,563 --> 00:48:18,816
That's a grand name
you gave him, Corey.

722
00:48:19,024 --> 00:48:22,569
I like it better than Joe. That's
his real name, after his father.

723
00:48:22,778 --> 00:48:25,155
I think I'm gonna
call him that.

724
00:48:25,364 --> 00:48:27,574
Sounds swell. Corey Quig!

725
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,037
Ken, what is this?
A practical joke?

726
00:48:32,246 --> 00:48:33,789
No, Liza.
There's evidence.

727
00:48:33,997 --> 00:48:36,208
Absolutely conclusive evidence.

728
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:39,837
I don't care what evidence you
have. I found him, he's mine.

729
00:48:40,045 --> 00:48:41,046
You can't take him.

730
00:48:41,296 --> 00:48:43,298
They have a court order.
I have one too!

731
00:48:43,507 --> 00:48:47,886
Your order's been superseded. All that remains
now is for the Quigs to identify the baby.

732
00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:50,556
He's ours all right.
I'd know my precious anywheres.

733
00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:54,268
I don't believe it. But even
if it is true, he was abandoned.

734
00:48:54,518 --> 00:48:57,312
They have no right to him now.
Do something, Ken!

735
00:48:57,521 --> 00:48:59,606
I've done everything
that's possible.

736
00:48:59,815 --> 00:49:05,988
Miss Madden, your manager's made a proposal
to which the Quigs reacted to with repugnance.

737
00:49:06,196 --> 00:49:10,701
But after taking into consideration the many
advantages the child will have with you...

738
00:49:10,909 --> 00:49:14,454
Yeah, I says to him, "She can
give our Joey everything we can't.

739
00:49:14,663 --> 00:49:18,709
"Even a college education. "
It busts both our hearts.

740
00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:21,461
I'm so glad you realise that.
I assure you...

741
00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:28,760
The question is, the Quigs would have to expect some
compensation for this supreme sacrifice. Some payment.

742
00:49:28,969 --> 00:49:34,641
They want $25,000.
Well, give it to them!

743
00:49:36,268 --> 00:49:39,188
Liza, you haven't
got $25,000.

744
00:49:39,396 --> 00:49:41,857
Well, get it. Call somebody.
Call everyone I know.

745
00:49:42,065 --> 00:49:45,903
I have. They've all suffered big
business losses within the past hour.

746
00:49:46,111 --> 00:49:52,284
All right, then sell everything. Sell everything
I have. Sell my... Wait a minute. Don't go away.

747
00:49:52,493 --> 00:49:54,661
Please don't go away.
Don't worry, they won't.

748
00:49:54,870 --> 00:49:55,871
Where's she going?

749
00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:57,498
Doctor! Doctor!

750
00:49:57,706 --> 00:50:00,000
We gotta get us $25,000 right away!

751
00:50:00,209 --> 00:50:01,668
$25,000?
Yes, sir!

752
00:50:01,877 --> 00:50:09,134
There's snakes in the parlour saying they's Butch's folks
and they'll carry him off unless we give them $25,000!

753
00:50:15,432 --> 00:50:19,186
What is this that Mary Lou tells me?
They claim to be Butch's parents.

754
00:50:19,436 --> 00:50:23,524
What proof have they got?
I don't know. I can buy them off.

755
00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:26,819
Wait before you start
this rummage sale.

756
00:50:27,027 --> 00:50:29,196
If they're his parents,
we've no legal right to him.

757
00:50:29,404 --> 00:50:33,867
It looks phoney that they'd be willing to
sell him. There should be a way of finding out.

758
00:50:34,076 --> 00:50:36,829
Yes, but what and how?

759
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:38,121
I don't know.

760
00:50:39,790 --> 00:50:42,751
You know that tray of
instruments I use for the rabbits?

761
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,545
Get it, will you?
What will you do?

762
00:50:44,753 --> 00:50:48,423
I may have to operate. This is one time in
my life I hope the patient dies on the table.

763
00:50:57,099 --> 00:50:58,767
Mr...?
Miller.

764
00:50:58,976 --> 00:51:00,978
My husband, Doctor McBain.
Mr Miller.

765
00:51:01,186 --> 00:51:04,439
We needn't have disturbed you.
We were just discussing our problem.

766
00:51:04,648 --> 00:51:08,861
I've advised Mrs McBain to return the child
if there's no doubt about the parentage.

767
00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:10,988
Definitely established,
definitely.

768
00:51:12,447 --> 00:51:14,491
And this would be Mrs...?
Quig.

769
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:16,243
How do you do?
How do you do?

770
00:51:16,451 --> 00:51:18,579
I'd know you were the mother.
Same lovely features.

771
00:51:18,829 --> 00:51:20,706
Oh, thank you, doctor.

772
00:51:20,914 --> 00:51:25,711
I can see where the baby got his eyes. Almost
the same colour. Although his are a little more...

773
00:51:25,919 --> 00:51:27,671
What colour are his eyes?
Huh?

774
00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:30,382
I said, what colour would you say
the baby's eyes were?

775
00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:32,926
Uh, er, sort of...

776
00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:34,553
Sort of a blue-green?

777
00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:37,514
Yeah, that's it.
Sort of blue-green mostly.

778
00:51:37,723 --> 00:51:40,017
That's not true.
The baby's eyes are brown.

779
00:51:40,225 --> 00:51:41,393
Right.
What is this?

780
00:51:41,602 --> 00:51:44,938
A jury wouldn't have sympathy for a mother who
couldn't remember the colour of her baby's eyes.

781
00:51:45,147 --> 00:51:46,648
The eyes change all the time!

782
00:51:46,857 --> 00:51:48,484
Ridiculous.
They've always been brown.

783
00:51:48,692 --> 00:51:52,029
I knew they was brown.
He got me all mixed up.

784
00:51:52,237 --> 00:51:54,031
Is this what you wanted?
Thanks.

785
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,783
What's that?
A syringe for taking blood specimens.

786
00:51:56,992 --> 00:51:58,619
Look...
You don't mind, do you?

787
00:51:58,827 --> 00:52:03,373
It's just for our own satisfaction.
We'd like to be absolutely sure.

788
00:52:03,582 --> 00:52:08,879
I see. I'm afraid that blood tests aren't
admissible in court to prove parentage.

789
00:52:09,087 --> 00:52:13,425
True. But they can disprove it. Mrs
Quig, would you sit here, please?

790
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:24,311
Just roll up your right sleeve.
Darling, get me some alcohol and cotton.

791
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,190
I typed a sample of the
baby's blood a short time ago.

792
00:52:28,398 --> 00:52:32,611
Now, by typing Mr and Mrs Quig's
blood we can verify whether...

793
00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:36,949
He's not gonna poke that into me!
I've got a court order here!

794
00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:40,035
It's very simple.
It doesn't hurt very much.

795
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:43,372
Just clench your fist.
That's right.

796
00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:46,041
No! Get that thing away from me!

797
00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:50,963
I ain't gonna! There was nothing like this
in our agreement! All we were supposed...

798
00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:54,550
An agreement, Mr Miller?
The court's upholding me in this!

799
00:52:54,758 --> 00:52:59,054
Maybe the court would like to know about your
agreement. And that she refused a blood test.

800
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:01,807
Possibly because she's not
sure Mr Quig's the father.

801
00:53:02,057 --> 00:53:04,518
Hey, what kind of a crack is that?
He's damaging my reputation!

802
00:53:04,768 --> 00:53:06,728
What as, an extortionist?

803
00:53:06,937 --> 00:53:11,733
I got a good mind to sock you. I got a good
mind to sock you too! You got us into this!

804
00:53:11,942 --> 00:53:16,613
I came here in good faith, for these
people. I agreed to assist in a just cause.

805
00:53:16,822 --> 00:53:19,533
Now I find they're lying.
I withdraw from the matter!

806
00:53:19,741 --> 00:53:22,202
No, you don't!
You arranged it all.

807
00:53:22,452 --> 00:53:25,164
You found out we had a kid
and used to live in that house!

808
00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:28,667
He's lying! I'm willing
to go to court to prove it!

809
00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:30,586
Sock him, Joe!

810
00:53:30,794 --> 00:53:31,962
Attaboy!

811
00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:37,467
Hey, you leave my Joe alone! What do you
mean, giving me that stuff? Cut it out!

812
00:53:37,676 --> 00:53:40,387
Better stay out of the way
of any flying furniture.

813
00:53:42,139 --> 00:53:43,307
That's for luck.

814
00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:46,894
Whoa! Whoa!
Not fair! That's not fair!

815
00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:53,984
Mr Ken! Up on Lenox Avenue
they sort of:

816
00:53:54,193 --> 00:53:56,653
That's right, Mr Ken!
Just like that!

817
00:53:58,197 --> 00:54:01,742
It reminds me
of my old burlesque days!

818
00:54:01,950 --> 00:54:05,704
I'll get even with you, if it's
the last thing I ever... Ow!

819
00:54:05,954 --> 00:54:07,664
Kicking a lady, eh?

820
00:54:07,873 --> 00:54:11,627
Hurt your foot?
She's not as soft as she looks.

821
00:54:11,835 --> 00:54:15,422
Who was that lady I passed in midair?
That was no lady.

822
00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:17,132
Strange.

823
00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:20,469
Oh, did I miss something?

824
00:54:20,677 --> 00:54:22,596
No, no, no, no.

825
00:54:24,097 --> 00:54:26,266
I was supposed to hold him
no matter what happened.

826
00:54:26,475 --> 00:54:27,809
It's all right, Myrtle.

827
00:54:28,018 --> 00:54:31,313
How d'you like that, Butch?
Not bad for a couple of amateurs.

828
00:54:31,522 --> 00:54:33,524
Thank you.

829
00:54:33,732 --> 00:54:38,779
Hey, Butch, I think this calls for
a celebration, don't you? You do?

830
00:54:38,987 --> 00:54:43,784
Would you mind asking your mother if
anybody's picking her up tonight for supper?

831
00:54:44,034 --> 00:54:46,411
Say, "No, nobody important. "

832
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,748
Would you ask her
if 11.15 would be all right?

833
00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:53,001
I never had a date
with an actress before.

834
00:54:53,210 --> 00:54:58,674
Tell him to make it 11.30.
And tell him he might also shave.

835
00:54:58,882 --> 00:55:00,968
Oh... OK, Butch.

836
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:10,435
Now, the finale's just going on. You
stand right over there and you can see it.

837
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:33,167

You linger in this heart of mine

838
00:55:36,086 --> 00:55:41,466

You're something that I can't define

839
00:55:43,969 --> 00:55:49,933

My heart would sing

840
00:55:50,142 --> 00:55:55,105


841
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:59,610


842
00:55:59,818 --> 00:56:04,031


843
00:56:05,699 --> 00:56:10,662

You're my heart's desire

844
00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:18,504

Of a heart afire

845
00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:26,887

In the stars above

846
00:56:27,095 --> 00:56:28,805


847
00:56:29,014 --> 00:56:34,561


848
00:56:35,687 --> 00:56:42,194


849
00:56:43,821 --> 00:56:47,199


850
00:56:47,449 --> 00:56:50,786

Well today

851
00:56:50,994 --> 00:56:53,705


852
00:57:16,228 --> 00:57:18,021
OK, strike it!

853
00:57:27,156 --> 00:57:29,241
Oh, Miss Madden?
Miss Madden!

854
00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:32,828
Oh!
That was wonderful.

855
00:57:33,036 --> 00:57:36,415
You better call me Liza in public.
Theatre people are very informal.

856
00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:40,752
Come on, I'm a quick-change
artist. I'll only be a minute.

857
00:57:49,845 --> 00:57:51,597
Come in.

858
00:57:51,805 --> 00:57:54,766
Darling!
Oh, Victor.

859
00:57:57,811 --> 00:58:00,355
See that stricken expression
on my face tonight?

860
00:58:00,606 --> 00:58:02,733
I certainly did.
You nearly broke me up.

861
00:58:02,941 --> 00:58:04,109
I almost broke myself up.

862
00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:08,071
This is Doctor McBain, my husband.
This is Victor, our leading man.

863
00:58:08,322 --> 00:58:11,033
Your leading man, darling.
How do you do?

864
00:58:11,241 --> 00:58:14,995
Er, how do you do? You were the
one in the tights, weren't you?

865
00:58:17,789 --> 00:58:22,294
Where shall it be tonight, darling? Know
what I feel like? One of Ruben's sandwiches.

866
00:58:22,503 --> 00:58:25,464
I'm sorry, dear. I can't
tonight. You don't mind, do you?

867
00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:27,174
Of course, I do. Why?

868
00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:29,593
I'm sorry, I didn't know
you were planning...

869
00:58:29,801 --> 00:58:32,763
Don't be ridiculous.
Vicky can take me out any night.

870
00:58:32,971 --> 00:58:37,434
Of course. It's not every night you get
a husband hopped up to make the rounds.

871
00:58:37,643 --> 00:58:39,937
Have a swell time.

872
00:58:40,145 --> 00:58:43,649
Try the Gardenia Room,
at the Island Club.

873
00:58:43,857 --> 00:58:47,611
Soft lights and superb
for holding hands.

874
00:58:47,861 --> 00:58:49,029
Night.

875
00:59:05,087 --> 00:59:07,923
Well, a bottle of champagne.
A big bottle, the best.

876
00:59:08,131 --> 00:59:10,425
What vintage, sir?
Oh, uh...

877
00:59:12,135 --> 00:59:14,680
You pick it out.
Just so it's very good.

878
00:59:14,930 --> 00:59:17,975
Very good, sir.
And, uh, big.

879
00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:20,144
Big? Oh, yes, yes, sir.

880
00:59:20,352 --> 00:59:22,563
We're celebrating.
Why?

881
00:59:22,771 --> 00:59:24,982
Being out with you
for the first time.

882
00:59:25,232 --> 00:59:28,277
And I sent my first report to the
Guggenheim Foundation a couple of weeks ago.

883
00:59:28,485 --> 00:59:32,823
And?
I got this letter from them.

884
00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:43,876
That's wonderful.

885
00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:45,752
$5,000.

886
00:59:45,961 --> 00:59:49,882
I paid Buddy everything it's cost
you so far. And the rent for the year.

887
00:59:50,090 --> 00:59:54,469
That means we're on our own,
the rabbits and I.

888
00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:56,930
I don't like Victor.
You in love with him?

889
00:59:57,139 --> 00:59:59,683
Oh, no, of course not.

890
00:59:59,892 --> 01:00:02,102
He kissed you.
Of course.

891
01:00:02,311 --> 01:00:05,189
He kisses everybody.
He's an actor.

892
01:00:06,523 --> 01:00:09,318
I guess I'm in the wrong profession.

893
01:00:10,569 --> 01:00:11,653
I don't think so.

894
01:00:13,906 --> 01:00:15,741
You know, this is fun.

895
01:00:15,949 --> 01:00:20,120
Why don't we do this more often?
Yeah, why don't we?

896
01:00:20,329 --> 01:00:23,749
A Pol Roger '29.
The biggest we have, sir.

897
01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:26,251
Oh, that's big enough.

898
01:00:34,009 --> 01:00:35,761
Well, this is it.

899
01:00:35,969 --> 01:00:38,639
Are you sure?
Sure I'm sure. Isn't it?

900
01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:42,100
Uh-huh.

901
01:00:42,851 --> 01:00:48,315
All good things must come to an end
sometime. As somebody must've said before me.

902
01:00:48,524 --> 01:00:52,820
Doctor McBain,
you need some milk. Oh!

903
01:00:53,028 --> 01:00:55,405
I don't like milk.

904
01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:58,033
You don't like milk?
No.

905
01:00:58,242 --> 01:01:00,786
Could you describe it for me.
I what?

906
01:01:00,994 --> 01:01:04,414
Oh, you prescribed it for me.
Oh, I did?

907
01:01:04,623 --> 01:01:07,584
Mm-mm.
Well, I've never been wrong.

908
01:01:07,793 --> 01:01:09,336
Milk it is.

909
01:01:09,545 --> 01:01:12,256
Unless there's some beer.
Let's go and look, huh?

910
01:01:12,464 --> 01:01:14,341
Oh, your hat fell off.

911
01:01:30,482 --> 01:01:32,484
No beer.
No beer?

912
01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:35,028
No beer.
All right. Milk.

913
01:01:35,237 --> 01:01:36,572
But I don't like it.

914
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:40,617
This was a most entertaining
evening, Doctor McBain.

915
01:01:40,868 --> 01:01:43,912
I found out so many things about you.
You did?

916
01:01:44,121 --> 01:01:47,082
Things I never would have suspected.

917
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:50,002
A, you know how to laugh.

918
01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:53,088
B, you're a wonderful dancer.
Thank you.

919
01:01:53,297 --> 01:01:56,592
You don't hum the music
off-key in your partner's ear,

920
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,011
you don't hike up
her dress in the back.

921
01:01:59,219 --> 01:02:04,433
If I'm that good, get rid of that Victor
and hire me. I could do all that stuff.

922
01:02:04,683 --> 01:02:06,977
You can't sing.
Huh?

923
01:02:07,227 --> 01:02:09,980

Strange thing. One thing.

924
01:02:10,189 --> 01:02:11,190
Oh, one thing?
Mm-hm.

925
01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:15,986

Ta-da-da-da-da-da

926
01:02:16,195 --> 01:02:20,824

Ta-da-da-da-da

927
01:02:21,033 --> 01:02:23,243


928
01:02:23,452 --> 01:02:25,746


929
01:02:25,954 --> 01:02:28,790


930
01:02:28,999 --> 01:02:34,671
Isn't that the wrong key? That's pretty
high. Maybe if I did it in full voice.

931
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:37,883


932
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:40,427
Shh!
What's the matter?

933
01:02:40,636 --> 01:02:42,638
I think I heard the baby.

934
01:02:42,971 --> 01:02:48,352
One of Doctor McBain's sternest instructions
to mothers is never disturb the baby at night.

935
01:02:50,187 --> 01:02:52,731
Did I?
Did I what?

936
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:55,651
Did I disturb the baby at night?

937
01:02:55,859 --> 01:02:58,028
I don't know.

938
01:02:58,237 --> 01:03:00,906

Shh!

939
01:03:01,114 --> 01:03:03,784
Let's look. Let's look.
Um? Hmm

940
01:03:04,910 --> 01:03:06,286
How, how.

941
01:03:06,495 --> 01:03:08,789

Shh!

942
01:03:13,585 --> 01:03:15,629

Shh!

943
01:03:48,495 --> 01:03:50,497
Liza...

944
01:03:50,706 --> 01:03:55,669
This sounds like one of those things people
say without meaning it, but I had a swell time.

945
01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:58,088
Thanks for a grand evening.

946
01:03:58,297 --> 01:04:01,091
I had a wonderful time too.

947
01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:02,301
Shh!

948
01:04:05,137 --> 01:04:07,139
Well, goodnight.

949
01:04:07,347 --> 01:04:08,599
Goodnight.

950
01:04:12,519 --> 01:04:14,438
Liza?
Yes?

951
01:04:16,064 --> 01:04:19,026
I've been thinking about
something else.

952
01:04:19,234 --> 01:04:22,112
It's really none of my business,
but you know Victor?

953
01:04:22,321 --> 01:04:23,322
Yes.

954
01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:28,160
In the last act where he kisses you, do
you really kiss him or just sort of...?

955
01:04:28,368 --> 01:04:31,455
Oh, we just fake it.
Oh, you do, huh?

956
01:04:31,663 --> 01:04:34,333
I'm glad to hear that.

957
01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:40,172
You know, when a fella takes a girl out,
and particularly when he buys her champagne,

958
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:44,134
he's supposed to be allowed
to kiss her goodnight.

959
01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:47,888
It's an old custom,
it's practically mandatory.

960
01:04:48,096 --> 01:04:53,060
Are you sure it's a custom?
Yeah, I'm sure.

961
01:04:53,268 --> 01:04:55,020
All right.

962
01:05:00,234 --> 01:05:01,693
Goodnight.

963
01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:07,241
Goodnight.
You better let Victor keep his job.

964
01:05:29,304 --> 01:05:31,140
Morning, Mary Lou.
Morning, Miss Liz.

965
01:05:31,348 --> 01:05:33,725
Don't be cross on such a
lovely morning, Mary Lou.

966
01:05:33,934 --> 01:05:38,397
What you doing up at such an hour?
Getting the doctor's breakfast myself.

967
01:05:38,605 --> 01:05:41,316
You got a happy
look on your face.

968
01:05:41,525 --> 01:05:46,029
Mary Lou, get me a frying pan.
Stop being so inquisitive.

969
01:06:13,432 --> 01:06:14,600
Doctor McBain.

970
01:06:52,304 --> 01:06:54,056
Who is it?
Frances.

971
01:06:54,264 --> 01:06:57,351
Oh, Frances.
Shut the window, will you?

972
01:07:02,356 --> 01:07:06,026
Frances?!
What are you doing here?

973
01:07:07,361 --> 01:07:09,571
Why, I live in the building, chump.

974
01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:15,702
Imagine my surprise when I discovered
that my ex-husband has been awarded $5,000.

975
01:07:15,911 --> 01:07:17,830
So I came to congratulate you.

976
01:07:18,038 --> 01:07:19,832
You could've dressed for it.

977
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:25,087
You didn't want me to put on a cap and gown
just because your rabbits won a fellowship.

978
01:07:25,337 --> 01:07:27,005
Go away!

979
01:07:27,214 --> 01:07:33,470
Corey, why don't you get a photographer who
doesn't make you look like an unhealthy potato?

980
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,431
What's the matter with it?
You always used to like that picture.

981
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,809
Frances, go away!
You can't have any money.

982
01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:41,478
Darling, I didn't say
anything about money.

983
01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:45,149
You don't have to. You look money!
Your every move is venal.

984
01:07:45,357 --> 01:07:50,028
$5,000 is a lot of lettuce. They
couldn't eat that much, could they?

985
01:07:50,237 --> 01:07:53,031
Frances, look. I'm married.
Very happily married.

986
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:56,451
If you want to congratulate me,
send me a telegram.

987
01:07:56,660 --> 01:08:00,164
I just came to tell you I've been
invited down to South America.

988
01:08:00,414 --> 01:08:01,582
Good!

989
01:08:01,832 --> 01:08:04,793
And $500 would help,
if you'd give it to me.

990
01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:08,839
I wouldn't give you an old rusty
razorblade to let down a hem with!

991
01:08:09,089 --> 01:08:11,300
Oh, Corey, you're still bad-tempered.

992
01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:15,721
Why don't you go and chat around somebody
else's bed? I'm gonna take a shower.

993
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,519
So you won't give me
the $500, huh?

994
01:08:22,728 --> 01:08:23,729
No!

995
01:08:23,937 --> 01:08:25,105
Ooh!

996
01:08:27,316 --> 01:08:29,151
You could ask your wife for it.

997
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:30,611
No!

998
01:08:33,906 --> 01:08:37,159
Well, could I use your phone?
No!

999
01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:45,167
Morning, sergeant.

1000
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,379
Isn't it a lovely morning?

1001
01:08:49,588 --> 01:08:56,011
Hello, operator? I wanna put in a
long-distance call to Buenos Aires. Mm-hm.

1002
01:09:03,352 --> 01:09:04,353
Corey?

1003
01:09:05,270 --> 01:09:06,688
Uh-oh, here we go.

1004
01:09:18,408 --> 01:09:22,079
Gee, Corey, I didn't mean
to get you into any...

1005
01:09:24,248 --> 01:09:28,794
Where's that key?
I don't know. I ain't never seen it.

1006
01:09:35,509 --> 01:09:37,636
Hello. What are you
doing up so early?

1007
01:09:37,845 --> 01:09:40,472
Send a carpenter up. Close the show.
Again?

1008
01:09:40,681 --> 01:09:44,268
Give me the janitor. How soon
can we start the tour in Boston?

1009
01:09:44,476 --> 01:09:46,103
We cancelled twice.
Somebody with a hammer then!

1010
01:09:46,311 --> 01:09:49,565
How soon can we open in Boston?
I told you. We've cancelled twice.

1011
01:09:49,773 --> 01:09:52,568
And tell him to bring
some chicken wire!

1012
01:09:52,776 --> 01:09:55,737
Tuesday?
Could be. You'll have to close tonight.

1013
01:09:55,946 --> 01:09:57,114
All right, close tonight!

1014
01:09:57,322 --> 01:09:58,991
Liza?
What is it?

1015
01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:01,869
The baby has something
wrong with his ear...

1016
01:10:02,077 --> 01:10:04,538
Well, call a doctor!
Buddy, come back here!

1017
01:10:04,746 --> 01:10:10,085
If you let that phoney rabbit-breeder stick
his nose in here, I'll break all your bones!

1018
01:10:10,294 --> 01:10:13,046
Go on, call a doctor!
Ken, put up closing orders!

1019
01:10:13,255 --> 01:10:14,756
You serious?
Yes, I'm serious!

1020
01:10:14,965 --> 01:10:16,925
Get the house doctor!

1021
01:10:17,134 --> 01:10:18,760
What's our doctor done?

1022
01:10:18,969 --> 01:10:22,723
Ken, get tickets for the midnight
train tomorrow. Come on, you two!

1023
01:10:22,931 --> 01:10:26,935
Don't just stand there
like pigs in a mud puddle!

1024
01:10:27,144 --> 01:10:33,150
Get out of that mud puddle. Hello, is there a doctor
in the house? I mean, I want the house physician.

1025
01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:25,077
Liza...
Whoa, wait a minute!

1026
01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:30,249
I don't know what this is all about, but it's the
hottest marriage of convenience I've ever seen.

1027
01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:33,502
Let it cool down a little.
Liza thinks...

1028
01:11:33,710 --> 01:11:38,382
No, she doesn't, not often. She just reacts
with her heart, and right now, she's reacting.

1029
01:11:38,590 --> 01:11:40,300
Buddy, I gotta...
Look, look, look!

1030
01:11:40,509 --> 01:11:42,386
Be a good boy scout and go away.

1031
01:11:42,594 --> 01:11:47,474
Buddy's been a long time around here, been
through everything. Let me handle this.

1032
01:11:47,683 --> 01:11:51,103
You're new in this family.
Tell her she happened to be in...

1033
01:11:51,311 --> 01:11:55,524
I mean, on my bed. I thought she'd
gone. I was really taking a shower.

1034
01:11:55,732 --> 01:11:57,901
That sounds a little
complicated, but I'll try.

1035
01:11:58,110 --> 01:12:02,114
Make her understand.
Please beat it now! Scram!

1036
01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:30,976
Doctor Jones?
Come right this way, please.

1037
01:12:35,564 --> 01:12:38,358
Yes, I know it's short notice.

1038
01:12:38,567 --> 01:12:42,488
As a matter of fact,
it isn't any notice at all.

1039
01:12:42,738 --> 01:12:47,326
No, I don't know why she
suddenly wants to go to Boston.

1040
01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:49,453
Maybe she's hungry for beans!

1041
01:12:49,661 --> 01:12:53,582
You've got to get it set up
there by Tuesday night at 8.30!

1042
01:12:53,790 --> 01:13:01,048
If you have to take every piece of scenery by donkey
cart and stick it together on-stage with mayonnaise!

1043
01:13:01,256 --> 01:13:03,967
I don't care if the Shuberts...

1044
01:13:04,176 --> 01:13:11,433
No, not a week from Tuesday. Tuesday.
Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. OK?

1045
01:13:11,642 --> 01:13:15,020
Oh! I can't let you go in there.
What's the doctor doing?

1046
01:13:15,229 --> 01:13:18,232
She's so upset with
the baby, sickly and all.

1047
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:19,691
Butch is sick?
Yes, sir.

1048
01:13:19,942 --> 01:13:24,738
Nothing to worry about. Temperature
one minute, gone the next.

1049
01:13:24,947 --> 01:13:27,825
What's wrong with Butch?
You're the father?

1050
01:13:28,033 --> 01:13:30,744
Don't worry about
that bouncing boy.

1051
01:13:30,953 --> 01:13:32,996
He'll grow up to be
president one day.

1052
01:13:33,205 --> 01:13:35,082
I'm a Republican.

1053
01:13:36,792 --> 01:13:40,254
Doctor McBain has a peculiar
sense of humour, Doctor Jones.

1054
01:13:40,462 --> 01:13:42,214
Oh, yes. Very funny.

1055
01:13:44,049 --> 01:13:47,594
Uh, Doctor McBain, did you say?
That's right.

1056
01:13:47,803 --> 01:13:51,473
Not Doctor Corey T McBain?
Yes. Liza...

1057
01:13:51,682 --> 01:13:55,727
I'm very proud to attend the baby
of such a well-known colleague.

1058
01:13:55,936 --> 01:14:01,275
A slight temperature, restlessness at night,
a cold coming on. Wouldn't you say, Doctor?

1059
01:14:01,483 --> 01:14:03,360
It wouldn't be ethical
for me to give an opinion.

1060
01:14:03,569 --> 01:14:06,113
He has a very odd
sense of humour.

1061
01:14:06,363 --> 01:14:09,867
Nothing to worry about. I've
seen thousands of these upsets.

1062
01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:12,161
Thank you, doctor. Good day.
Good day.

1063
01:14:12,369 --> 01:14:15,622
He's seen thousands...
Liza, let me take a look at Butch.

1064
01:14:15,831 --> 01:14:18,041
If we need you, we'll call you,
Doctor Casanova.

1065
01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:19,710
Let me look at him!
No, get out!

1066
01:14:19,918 --> 01:14:22,963
If you want to look at something,
go and look at your second-hand wife!

1067
01:14:23,172 --> 01:14:26,466
That isn't fair. I'm no criminal.
Get out of here! It's not our agreement.

1068
01:14:26,675 --> 01:14:30,220
This is my apartment,
you live over there!

1069
01:14:30,429 --> 01:14:33,390
If you won't let me examine him,
let me call a doctor I know is good.

1070
01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:34,683
No!

1071
01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:23,857
Let that be a lesson to you.

1072
01:16:03,147 --> 01:16:04,148
Liza!

1073
01:16:07,609 --> 01:16:08,944
Liza!

1074
01:16:28,130 --> 01:16:29,548
Myrtle?

1075
01:16:32,050 --> 01:16:33,302
Myrtle?

1076
01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:54,281
Liza?

1077
01:17:09,254 --> 01:17:11,381
Hello, this is Doctor McBain.

1078
01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:14,676
Can you tell me
where Miss Madden is?

1079
01:17:15,594 --> 01:17:18,263
Oh. No, I didn't know that.

1080
01:17:18,472 --> 01:17:20,432
What hotel in Boston?

1081
01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:24,102
Er, thanks.
Give me long distance, please.

1082
01:17:25,354 --> 01:17:31,610
No, sir. She ain't. Doctor,
I know we shouldn't have come.

1083
01:17:31,819 --> 01:17:35,239
And now the baby...
He's... He's...

1084
01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:39,076
Mary Lou, stop crying, I can't
understand what you're saying.

1085
01:17:42,246 --> 01:17:43,330
What time?

1086
01:17:44,915 --> 01:17:48,335
Had Miss Madden
left for the theatre then?

1087
01:17:48,544 --> 01:17:50,587
Do you know what's the matter?

1088
01:17:51,839 --> 01:17:53,674
Mary Lou, what hospital?

1089
01:17:54,716 --> 01:17:58,637
Mary Lou, stop crying
and tell me what hospital.

1090
01:17:58,846 --> 01:18:00,889
Yes, as soon as I can.

1091
01:18:02,224 --> 01:18:04,977
Hello. Hello, get me
the airport, please.

1092
01:18:05,185 --> 01:18:07,437
I'll take it
in the other apartment.

1093
01:18:17,406 --> 01:18:20,826
If you drink this, Liza,
you'll feel better.

1094
01:18:21,034 --> 01:18:24,288
Why does it take so long?
Why can't I see him?

1095
01:18:24,496 --> 01:18:25,956
They're taking
blood tests, Liza.

1096
01:18:26,165 --> 01:18:27,583
What for?

1097
01:18:29,334 --> 01:18:32,838
What is it, doctor?
It's the mastoid, Miss Madden.

1098
01:18:34,339 --> 01:18:35,424
It's serious, isn't it?

1099
01:18:35,632 --> 01:18:39,052
Not necessarily. But it's a good
thing it didn't go any longer.

1100
01:18:39,261 --> 01:18:41,722
We've checked the blood count
and the x-rays.

1101
01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:45,684
The infection is acute.
We should operate immediately.

1102
01:18:45,934 --> 01:18:48,228
No. No, you can't operate.

1103
01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:54,234
Liza, this is a little out of my line,
but they know what they're talking about.

1104
01:18:54,443 --> 01:18:56,987
It's not a difficult
operation these days.

1105
01:18:57,237 --> 01:18:59,615
The greater risk
is not operating.

1106
01:18:59,823 --> 01:19:05,037
No, I won't let you operate.
Ken, tell him I won't let them.

1107
01:19:05,287 --> 01:19:08,290
Not here. Let's take
him to New York. Maybe...

1108
01:19:08,499 --> 01:19:13,712
A delay might mean something
more serious. You must decide now.

1109
01:19:15,464 --> 01:19:19,134
I can't decide.
If something happened...

1110
01:19:21,136 --> 01:19:25,307
He's so helpless
and so little.

1111
01:19:25,516 --> 01:19:27,476
If I'd only let...

1112
01:19:29,770 --> 01:19:30,938
Buddy.

1113
01:19:36,568 --> 01:19:40,030
Doctor, I want to talk
to my husband in New York.

1114
01:19:40,239 --> 01:19:42,699
Where can I telephone?

1115
01:20:04,096 --> 01:20:08,225
Didn't Doctor McBain know the child
was running such a high temperature?

1116
01:20:08,433 --> 01:20:11,854
I'm sure he'd want
us to go ahead, if...

1117
01:20:12,104 --> 01:20:14,189
Please keep trying
Doctor McBain.

1118
01:20:14,398 --> 01:20:17,025
Miss Pierce, Mr Corbett.
Thank you.

1119
01:20:18,277 --> 01:20:21,530
Doctor McBain,
flight 24, runway 16!

1120
01:20:26,994 --> 01:20:29,329
Doctor McBain? We're
holding the flight for you.

1121
01:20:29,538 --> 01:20:32,082
Here, buy yourself a drink.
Thanks, pal!

1122
01:20:37,588 --> 01:20:38,672
Doctor McBain?
Yes.

1123
01:20:38,922 --> 01:20:41,049
Take seat number five, please.
Thank you.

1124
01:21:17,377 --> 01:21:18,962
I'm Doctor McBain.
What room...?

1125
01:21:19,171 --> 01:21:20,756
McBain.
Hello, Golding.

1126
01:21:20,964 --> 01:21:24,301
We've been trying to reach you.
You're on the third.

1127
01:21:30,182 --> 01:21:31,600
Corey!

1128
01:21:31,809 --> 01:21:35,395
Oh, Corey! I've been
such a fool!

1129
01:21:35,646 --> 01:21:40,484
Oh, Corey! They want to operate on
Butch. You won't let them, will you?

1130
01:21:40,692 --> 01:21:43,237
No, of course not.
Not unless you say so.

1131
01:21:43,487 --> 01:21:47,157
Let's take a look at this
and see what's what.

1132
01:21:47,407 --> 01:21:50,452
He doesn't wake up at all.
Any eighth?

1133
01:21:50,661 --> 01:21:51,829
About an hour ago.

1134
01:21:52,037 --> 01:21:56,333
They've given him something
to relax him and help him sleep.

1135
01:21:56,542 --> 01:21:58,752
You won't let them
operate, will you?

1136
01:22:00,045 --> 01:22:03,715
Right mastoid swollen and
tender. What's the white count?

1137
01:22:03,924 --> 01:22:05,801
Rechecked just
before you got here.

1138
01:22:06,009 --> 01:22:07,970
I administered
sulfanilamide, but...

1139
01:22:08,178 --> 01:22:10,806
No affirmative result, huh?
How extensive is the area?

1140
01:22:11,014 --> 01:22:13,892
Large, but still localised.
I'll show you the x-ray.

1141
01:22:14,101 --> 01:22:16,145
What's the pulse?
Very rapid.

1142
01:22:16,353 --> 01:22:19,523
Corey, look at me. I don't
know what all this means.

1143
01:22:19,731 --> 01:22:21,650
Tell me. I can't stand it.

1144
01:22:21,859 --> 01:22:26,113
We're not hiding anything from you.
I had to know these things in a hurry.

1145
01:22:26,321 --> 01:22:29,199
I just thought it was a cold.

1146
01:22:30,993 --> 01:22:33,453
That's how it all started.

1147
01:22:33,662 --> 01:22:38,625
It's worse than a cold. Butch is very sick.
We can help him, but we have to operate.

1148
01:22:38,834 --> 01:22:41,128
No. Corey, no.

1149
01:22:43,922 --> 01:22:44,923
No...

1150
01:22:48,302 --> 01:22:49,470
No...

1151
01:22:51,138 --> 01:22:52,598
We've got to.

1152
01:22:57,186 --> 01:22:59,730
Nurse, tell Doctor Golding
we're ready.

1153
01:23:00,898 --> 01:23:03,650
And ask him if he'd
like me to assist.

1154
01:23:03,859 --> 01:23:05,694
No, Corey, I thought you... -

1155
01:23:05,903 --> 01:23:10,699
Golding's one of the best in the worid.
Liza, can't you understand? I couldn't do it.

1156
01:23:10,949 --> 01:23:14,578
Butch is my kid. Our kid.
I'd be scared to death.

1157
01:23:14,786 --> 01:23:17,664
Every second I held the knife,
I'd be thinking if...

1158
01:23:17,873 --> 01:23:21,543
If something goes wrong, the look in
your eyes would stay with me all my life.

1159
01:23:21,752 --> 01:23:26,799
Corey, I know you're scared. And
I know Golding's a good doctor.

1160
01:23:27,007 --> 01:23:32,387
But I couldn't stand the awful minutes
while he's in there without you doing it.

1161
01:23:32,596 --> 01:23:34,181
You're his father.

1162
01:23:36,058 --> 01:23:39,186
If something goes wrong,

1163
01:23:39,394 --> 01:23:41,855
don't worry about
how I'd look at you.

1164
01:23:42,105 --> 01:23:47,444
I'd know that not Golding and nobody in the
worid could've done more than you did for him.

1165
01:23:47,653 --> 01:23:50,864
And I'd love you even then.

1166
01:23:53,116 --> 01:23:54,827
Even then?

1167
01:23:59,498 --> 01:24:02,709
OK, Momma.
OK, Pop.

1168
01:24:45,127 --> 01:24:47,254
We're ready, doctor.

1169
01:24:49,339 --> 01:24:50,340
Corey.

1170
01:25:26,835 --> 01:25:28,921
No change yet.

1171
01:25:29,129 --> 01:25:31,256
It's too early to tell.

1172
01:25:31,465 --> 01:25:33,675
But it has been so long.
I know.

1173
01:25:33,884 --> 01:25:35,511
When?

1174
01:25:35,719 --> 01:25:39,223
We may be be able
to tell more in a few hours.

1175
01:26:10,963 --> 01:26:12,297
Liza?

1176
01:26:20,472 --> 01:26:23,684
It's after 8.
Yes?

1177
01:26:23,892 --> 01:26:26,854
It's time to go to the theatre.

1178
01:26:27,062 --> 01:26:29,857
I'm not going.
I'm not going.

1179
01:26:30,065 --> 01:26:31,942
But, Liza, you must.

1180
01:26:32,151 --> 01:26:33,819
Why must I?

1181
01:26:34,027 --> 01:26:38,657
Do you think I can go
down there without knowing?

1182
01:26:42,369 --> 01:26:43,620
Darling...

1183
01:26:45,372 --> 01:26:50,002
You made me do my job this morning.
Now I'm going to make you do yours.

1184
01:26:50,210 --> 01:26:52,129
There's nothing
you can do here.

1185
01:26:52,337 --> 01:26:55,299
I'll take care of Butch.
Any change, I'll let you know.

1186
01:26:55,507 --> 01:26:56,508
No...

1187
01:26:56,717 --> 01:26:59,261
I think it's better if you go.
Corey...

1188
01:26:59,470 --> 01:27:02,264
Liza, I want you to go, dear.

1189
01:27:06,101 --> 01:27:10,647
You'll let me know?
Yes. I'll let you know.

1190
01:27:46,558 --> 01:27:52,064

You linger In this heart of mine

1191
01:27:55,025 --> 01:28:00,239

You're something that I can't define

1192
01:28:02,991 --> 01:28:08,914

My heart would sing

1193
01:28:10,165 --> 01:28:14,545


1194
01:28:14,753 --> 01:28:18,799


1195
01:28:19,007 --> 01:28:21,468
Stay now,
everything will be all right.

1196
01:28:21,718 --> 01:28:25,389


1197
01:28:25,764 --> 01:28:30,894

You're my heart's desire

1198
01:28:33,772 --> 01:28:39,695

Of a heart afire

1199
01:28:42,072 --> 01:28:47,286

In the stars abo...

1200
01:28:47,536 --> 01:28:51,373


1201
01:28:51,582 --> 01:28:55,169


1202
01:28:58,088 --> 01:29:01,300


1203
01:29:05,929 --> 01:29:07,181
<i>He's all right.</i>

1204
01:29:11,685 --> 01:29:14,980


1205
01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:16,982


1206
01:29:17,191 --> 01:29:20,861


1207
01:29:21,069 --> 01:29:24,448

Well today

1208
01:29:24,656 --> 01:29:27,743


1209
01:29:36,502 --> 01:29:38,128
Oh, Corey!

1210
01:29:48,138 --> 01:29:50,432
He's all right, darling.
He smiled at me.

1211
01:29:53,432 --> 01:29:57,432
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